penis— captain jack

Adbusters is always good for an interesting, albeit controversial read...however sometimes I just have to stop myself because it's so hypocritical it gets to be maddening. So many righteous ideas are spouted off- and while they sound like good ideas, perhaps have good intentions, they are just that of staunch idealists. Do you people live in the real world? I mean, by your definition 99$ of the planet would appear to be greedy pigs. It would be great if we could only eat all natural and organic locally grown foods. It'd be great if we could rely on our local community for all the things we need in general. But it is just not realistic. I work 5 miles from home, but I'm sure as hell not going to spend 2 hours walking there when I can just as easily get in my car and be there in 10 minutes. Especially in Michigan with the ever fluctuating temps. Adbusters is very frustrating to read at times, because while the ideas are good and I agree with a lot of the sentiment, it comes across as condescending. Instead of ideas and ways to improve our (America's) 'situation', whatever it may be at at the time, Adbusters merely finger points and patronizes. Artsy graphics and political memes aside-- is this 'movement' really anything valid or different from anything else that's out there? It's constantly calling Foul! on propaganda and big business and blah blah blah....but Adbusters itself is 100% in your face, down your throat propaganda! — Anonymous

I am still waiting for my trophy, as this describes about 60% of my existence. Shine a Light — Barry Manilow

QOUTE: Jan 19 Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 16:40. “Whether it be for love of animals,” Vicious, unforgiving creatures that lack the compassion we as human beings have evolved with. There’s a reason we eat them - they’re dangerous. “environment,” Talk to me about soy bean crops destroying the Amazon jungle, and the demand you vegetarians have created for them. Maybe you’ll start to see that farming (even vegetables) is killing the environment no matter what. “health,” There’s a reason most vegetarians take nutritional supplements - your body CRAVES meat. Supporting a lifestyle dependent on those summplements just puts power back in the hands of another one of your scapegoats - I’ll let you guess who. “or reducing corporate power,” Jesus H Christ, there are so many problems with that statement I don’t even know where to begin. Just putting buzzwords into a sentence doesn’t give that sentence any value. Reducing corporate power? You don’t even know what you’re talking about you ignorant pseudo-communist. UNQUOTE WOW! An "ignorant pseudo-communist"? I give credit for originality. So. Let me set something straight here. First, any person who judges another without any valid basis is unworthy of a response. However, I am going to use this comment in a research paper I am writing so this will be entertaining. - Love of animals - We eat animals because they are dangerous???? I do not know where you live but I have been amongst cows many times... I could not imagine them as dangerous. Nor do I see chickens and pigs as much of a threat to my livelihood... but perhaps I hang out in the wrong places. And humans are compassionate and forgiving? As I look at the world around me I have yet to see compassion or forgiveness abound. As a matter of fact, I see the exact opposite as we wipe out entire species to gain power, prestige, and money. But my dog has never bitten without just cause... and will keep me warm and forgive me when I unjustly angry. -Environment- As someone already pointed out to you, most of the grain grown is used to feed livestock. If it were used to feed humans there would be no such thing as starvation. -Health- Meat eaters do not take supplements? In the world we live in it is difficult not to, no matter what you eat. There are so many pesticide, preservatives and carcinogens added to foods, both plant and animal, that it is almost a necessity. However, I do NOT take supplements, and am in excellent health. I have a checkup every 1-2 years and my doctor (who disagrees with my diet) is amazed. I have little to fear from obesity, high blood pressure, cholesterol, diabetes, cancer, pretty much most of the health issues Americans suffer from. If I felt that I craved or needed meat I would eat free range organic and know that I was still doing what I feel to be the right course of action to help the social wrongs that we all see before our eyes. -Reducing corporate power- In the 1800s the meat packing industry began in Chicago. Since then the meat and dairy industry has helped to shape our world as we now see it. It is a top, and mostly silent, corporate entity, that thrives on greed. As with any other corporation, it cares not for the means to reach its goals, which is profit. Factory farming is a disgusting practice that has more power over your daily life than you care to see or admit. Once again, most people who argue against vegetarianism do so out of fear, guilt, or just plain ignorance. I do not argue against people who eat meat. Nor do I call them names. If you want to debate the issue, please do so with fact, not emotion. Oh, and do you even know what communism is? Do you care to elaborate how you came to that conclusion? Last, I want to apologize to anyone reading this. I did not intend to debate on a completely irrelevant topic, however, I felt it necessary to respond to the commentator. — enigmaticmerkaba

People are overworked and that's why they are tired and unable to expend enough energy to care about the world. We need to care about the "uneducated", or just tired and abused, in order for them to give a shit about anyone else. Alot of people don't have luxuries others who have time and outlets to philosophize about all this, own. So I don't know. Once again, the middle class trying to knock the bleeding working class. Stop criticizing and get to the root of all this. It starts from the top, and by top, I mean the rich. Give them food that's affordable and healthy, instead of keeping them in violent neighborhoods that only offer KFCs and Mcdonalds and a mall with food court entertainment, because their jobs don't pay them enough to buy a bunch of clothes. We need to be compassionate to these people as well. I know. I was raised in Fresno. Some of my friends are these people. No choice. Environments that encourage all of this people pollution are sometimes nearly impossible to escape. — Anonymous

I have just scanned the replies and have a couple of things to add. We, as people, are the ones creating our reality. We have the power to control our lives. Most people are to lazy, scared, sedated, uneducated, and apathetical to expend the energy to put forth the effort it takes to help create a better environment. We will always have exactly what we ask for. To those that hate vegetarians: I have found that those who dislike or argue with vegetarianism do so because they know that there is no valid arguement against it. Whether it be for love of animals, environment, health, or reducing corporate power, the act of not supporting factory farming is one of the most powerful statements a person can make. And if you do not love animals, environment, health, or reducing corporate power, why are you reading this article? Money is the only true vote of this society. Every dollar spent is a statement of agreeance and support. The Greedy POTY is any that understand the problem and choose to turn their back, whatever the reason. — Enigmaticmerkaba

I like hamburgers. I don't like vegetarians. In fact, sometimes I order a second hamburger with my meal and just throw it out to even out the pain vegetarians cause to the world by not eating meat. — Anonymous

We are in this together. It's not us and them. It's just us. — frankyz669

If Burger King's new ad features " Whopper virgins" who are only found in the middle of the rainforest, well that pretty much tells you we've all had a greased up fatty burger, pizza, chicken combo sometime or another. Thus according to Adbusters we are all POTY. Although I'll have to add that no not just Americans, not just the rich, and definetly not just the "he's" in the world. Anyway what is anyone gonna do about it? Nothing but whine and point fingers. Adbusters points at us, we point back, we both point at big company owners, and the whole world points at Mr. Bush. I'd say POTY represent some one with qualities we can look up to, and if being rich enough to even be a "consumer" who can afford decent living space, transportation, food, and entertainment(which includes magazine subcriptions for Adbusters) accounts for person of the year, well- Heck yes I'd be willing to bet anyone on this good ol' earth would be willing to sign up for that. Usually POTY is some guy who earns big bucks. Read that again, EARNS big bucks. I earn bucks too, not so big in comparison, but hey some citizen to a country labled third world would consider my(and your) pay check big bucks. This article provokes thought, judgement, and reason. Might not be thoughts you like, and it may be judgment of yourself or your neighbor, but just reason it out thats all anyone can ask of you. Freedom of expression okay?Theres no physical harm done here ha. I'll admit even if I took this article in with a grain of salt, I give it a smirk in return because i see it got to people, stirred some reaction. Any response if your hating or loving this article this magazine these writers, these comments is appreciated in my opinion. The big picture is- love or hate its a passion youre putting thought into, so right!.. keep your mind, your imagination, your voice strong. Thats right no matter what you believe in. ( forgive if this is coming off preachy, thats usually not my thing:) — Claise_Aviero

It's one adbusters piece. Don't generalize it if you don't like it. It's ok to be cynical once in a while and let out what you consider to be "good" or "bad". — mr.bixby

is it bad to like hamburgers now? geez! — LL

"Ten million people starve to death around the world every year..." Most of those people would probably become The Person Greedy Pig of the Year if given the opportunity. I agree with Anastasia Silva, we are all the Person of the Year, sometimes. — Deemonie

Being a recent subscriber to Adbusters, I wouldn't want to, for a second, imply that it requires a voice of reason, or for another second, imply that I am that voice of reason, however, having read the Person of the Year piece, I feel compelled to comment that in a world in which the economy is the mess that it is--with so many people being affected by job loss--if they haven't already been in some sort of financial calamity, a world that seems to create an environment in which only the very rich and the very poor seem to be thought of, where only seniors and very young people, say the youth, seem to be considered priorities--not to imply that they aren't important-- while the rest of us suffer and have to make way for them despite efforts made to move forward, progress or make a difference in a way that sustains a quality of life that will enable us to actually be more helpful and less of a burden to society as a whole; a world in which people are applauded and praised for lying, cheating, stealing, pilfering things that aren't theirs to pilfer, invading privacy, disregarding those of us who are capable, competent, able and consider ourselves individuals who respect our freedom to write, speak, be opinionated; in other words, a world that is filled with fakes, actors or actresses, or wannabe actors or actresses, pretentious people who flaunt their wealth one minute, while turning around and pretending to care about people the next, and I'm not only referring to the world's wealthiest or semi-wealthiest people, and I'm not referring to every actor or actress, or every person. I'm referring to all those people who are that way and pretend they aren't. They could even, for all I know, be among the Adbusters' subscribers, or they could work at one of many non-profit organizations. Let's face it, how is someone like Bill Clinton--with all the wealth that he has, or someone like Bill Gates, with all his wealth, any different from the Person of the Year, in some respects? Isn't the Person of the Year just a disguise to hide behind, anyway? Isn't it just an excuse for the real problem which I've described in this comment--that being the fact that, let's be honest, we all want money and we all need money to survive and we all probably want to make money doing something we enjoy doing, so isn't there a little envy of the Person of the Year? I'm not going to lie--I am that Person--sometimes, though not in every respect. I've eaten hamburgers, I've taken a bath when I could have taken a short shower. I'm sure that Michael Moore is probably that Person of the Year, or Bill Gates, or even Barack Obama--at least sometimes. Why would Barack Obama, given his rhetoric and eloquent speeches about America needing change, move his family to the White House, essentially, a mansion that could house several homeless people during the winter who need a home? Why would Bill Clinton live in a mansion and then, go and preach diplomacy in his treks around the world? Isn't it, in part, because they are rich and they can afford to do that and also, in part, because they feel a certain sense of responsibility because the media would make a complete mockery of such people if they didn't do that with all the wealth they have, and in part, because they feel guilty and in part, because if they didn't do that, they would be paying an exhorbitant amount of taxes on the money they make--if they didn't make an effort to be philanthropic? Same with Bill Gates. He makes a lot of money. He gave $30,000,000, according to an interview he did on CNN, to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation--his own charity. I'm not saying that these people don't care--I'm sure they do, as we all surely must. If we or they didn't care on some level, we wouldn't be able to call ourselves human, but I am so sick of the dishonesty and the we and they mentality, though we are always one or the other side of that at some point. And I don't think that there should be a one world because that would be like saying that a monopoly is the answer to the world's problems--where, then, would the individual spirit be? Maybe I'll be hated, despised, loathed for writing this. The truth is, I can't afford to care. I'm not Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, Martin Luther King Jr., Barack Obama, or Mother Teresa. If I'm hated or despised, rejected or loathed for my opinion, that's like slapping freedom of speech and expression in the face. And that would be like a slap in the face of humanity, honesty and truth. It's just that, to me, I can empathize with the Person of the Year, just as I can empathize with Bill Clinton or Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton. I mean, who hasn't contradicted themselves at one time or another? Who hasn't wanted to be wealthy at one time or another? We live in a society that is based on wealth. If it weren't based on wealth, why would we be advertising? Why would Adbusters be displaying its publication on newsstands? We all need and want money for a reason--whether that reason is to sustain ourselves, our interests, our voice, or whether it's to use some of that money to help others, there is always a reason for that desire. And it's not unusual to want to make money, somehow. And if such fundamentals of society change in some drastic way, it will likely exacerbate the existing problems that the world is facing. Too much change can and probably will throw society and all its people off-balance. Is another revolution really what the world needs right now? Hasn't America and the world--distinguishing the two only for the purposes of this comment--been through plenty of changes as it is? Aren't we all sick of all the changes--changes that have led to the economic meltdown, the housing crisis, the joblessness. These are changes that were a long-time coming and how can they say that they didn't know it was coming--how can people who are paid to sit around and solve problems sit around and pretend that they are actually solving problems when they're actually making things worse? How can they even justify the kind of money they make? How can they point fingers at people who are problem solvers and aren't even paid to solve problems? How can they say that now is a good time to buy a house when only the very rich can possibly afford to buy a house at this time? How can they expect that people should have to volunteer to help those less fortunate when some of us don't have the kind of money to sustain our own lives? How can they forget about those of us who are stuck in-between--we aren't the wealthiest, the poorest or even the middle class. What about those of us who are stuck in that nebulous area that can't be defined? Always looking for work, jumping from contract-to-contract, sometimes being a voice for others when we don't necessarily want to be. Who speaks for us? Who vocalizes our needs, our desires, our goals, our ambitions, our wants? I like what I've seen and read of Adbusters. I think it's interesting, opinionated, a little revolutionary. I also think that there's something to be said for the fact that it's difficult for people to be honest because honesty is sometimes too real and in a world in which people are looked down upon if they aren't Mother Teresa or Martin Luther King Jr., or some saint or wannabe saint, they aren't exactly viewed in the best light or as shining examples. The people who do help people that are less fortunate are, let's face it, helping them so that they can learn to be self-sufficient, independent and--make money so that they can do things that money--the great enabler--enables them and us, if they and us have enough of it--to do! Whether it's to help ourselves, help those less fortunate, help the environment, help animals, help, help, help! The truth is that I embrace that I like some capitalist principles. I like that society is based on money-making. I wish that I knew how I could make more money so that I could turn that into a better world for me and for others that I think could use it--without feeling like Big Brother or Big Sister was watching over me and in charge of what I do, or of my life. I also embrace that I like some socialist principles. Either way, I'm putting myself forward as the Person of the Year--some of the time--though I don't meet every qualification that is required in that position. And I'm proud of that because I would be a liar, along with the rest of them or us--on whatever side of the coin you want to look at, or on whatever coin or dollar bill you want to look at--if I didn't admit to being that way. Some of the time. Here's to the Person of the Year--the Person who might not always be consistent, the Person who is sometimes a contradiction, the Person who wants money and wants freedom, too. The Person who, I think, to be more realistic, if the Person doesn't already have a lot of money, wants money and would probably also help people with it if the Person had it. Isn't there a little of the Person of the Year in each of us? I just have one final question about the Person of the Year--can I get paid for that position?! There are so many things I'd like to do with that money...! When can I start?? Yes, I realize those are two questions...And here's a third--who said the Person of the Year is perfect? — Anastasia Silva

Well people have said most of what I'd like to. I guess when the s hits the fan as it is now people what to come together to act...not to be divided and continue the fingerpointing and cajoling. Those things have there place-to get peoples attention, but now that we're all ears it's destructive. Please turn your focus now - I still dig the site and I've been as much a non-consumer as one can be...but we need leaders not dissenters now. — Mike

you guys are too serious, relax — Anonymous

Stop shooting the messenger!!! Without a doubt the rich one billion people on the planet who consume 80% of the goodies in the global marketplace (leaving a lousy 20% of the global pie to the rest of the five billion) are the greedy pigs of our planet and the root cause of the ecological and political crises we now find ourselves in . . . everyone with a footprint greater than five shut the fuck up! — Kono Matsu — kono

So if this is the Greedy Pig of the Year Award, we should be able to figure out who the Person of the Year (POTY) is. Obviously a vegan because all immoral people eat meat. That's a well known fact. The POTY doesn't watch TV, they listen to the newest used vinyl record found at the world music section of the local, incense scented, record store. The POTY supports many third world causes, stepping over the homeless, drug addict in his own backyard, to put posters to further their own causes. As for the standard method of contraception, I think that means that, the POTY, before they finish, pulls out, unloads on a piece of paper and submits as an article entitled "Greedy Pig of the Year". But at least the Person of the Year isn't smug about it. — hogey

This has honestly got to be one of the finest examples of what is wrong with the whole environmental consumer movement in this country. The assumption is that 'we' the smart people have become enlightened, and 'they' the other people do things like "spawn," and "guzzle." That the 'other' are less than human, even sub-human without any compassion or understanding. Clearly the staff contributing to this article have clocked zero time in the world of marketing, economics, health care or really any other walk of life. To be frank this article sounds as if it should have been published in a college newspaper. I hope the staff at adbusters takes careful note of the collective reaction to this angry juvenile rant and won't insult us by giving us another article like this. — Anonymous

Will Adbusters ever offer solutions to make things better or just bitch incessantly about everything and anything? Typically activists DO SOMETHING. What's this Person of the Year nonsense? — Random Designer

Yeah, this is rubbish. You don't convince people to change their ways by being arrogant, condescending and by ridiculing them. So in the name of saving the world you're having a go at people who have children, listen to 'pop' music, are overweight and even own a nice tele? You just described a lot of members of my trade (aka labor) union you morons - the very people who are committed to changing things. — Reddog57